Grammar

haha

I've had to address this example of the criteria appearing on so many application forms recently...

4. Excellent oral and written communication skills.

... that I'm starting to feel like writing 'meh' or 'whatever' or '+1' or 'racist'.

...this criteria ...

As this is the grammar nazi thread, I feel I should point out the error above

these criteria
or
this criterium

So their!

your a fuktard

As this is the grammar nazi thread, I feel I should point out the error above

these criteria
or
this criterium

So their!

You mean 'criterion', I assume ;)

h ah ah hahahahah

indeed I am a fucktard

That'll learn me

i'll borrow you some english textbooks

Assume is 'to take for granted as the basis of argument or action'; presume is 'to take for granted, to presuppose, to count upon - I assume that as you have prior knowlege of english grammar, you meant 'presume'

Yeah, I know, close speech marks and no full stop - AARRRGGH!

Assume is 'to take for granted as the basis of argument or action'; presume is 'to take for granted, to presuppose, to count upon - I assume that as you have prior knowlege of english grammar, you meant 'presume'

I presume you meant 'English' - the proper noun?

Your presumption is correct.

As this is the grammar nazi thread, I feel I should point out the error above

these criteria
or
this criterium

So their!

ha!

wake up murtle, that was intentional

As this is the grammar nazi thread, I feel I should point out the error above

these criteria
or
this criterium

So their!
Now really, trying to bait people by using the incorrect "Their/There/They're" is really very naughty.

Too damned slow.

wake up murtle, that was intentional

i know.............musssssst sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!

yeah, forgot the full stop from the original, that was the best part!

cock-off!

how dare you speak to me like that, you impudent little hipster

reference for murtle, numpty ;)

very well. as you were, then.

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I'd love to get inside her dressing gown, and spread syntactically water-tight jism like graffiti on her titties.