Fact of the day

Cliff Richards epic roller skating video for "Wired for sound" was filmed in milton keynes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcSwOwtyVHA

WARNING: video contains explicit cliff richard content

fact no 2: DingoBollox is still mad.

Fact no.3: Not a patch on Devil Woman, best record Cliff made after Move It...

facts only peeps!

Jaffa cakes are actually classed as a cake for tax reasons, the test for a cake being that it gets hard when it goes stale, the test for a biscuit being that it goes soft when stale.

Fact no. 4: Devil Woman was inspired by Sue Barker.

Fact no. 5: dogs can't look up.

What, you mean there are no dog reference books?

Fact no 7: Sue Barker is now married to policeman Lance Tankard.

Fact no. 4: Devil Woman was inspired by Sue Barker.

busted.
[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_Woman[/ame]

Fact no 8: Dogs can die from eating chocolate. Dark being the worst.

Fact no.3: Not a patch on Devil Woman, best record Cliff made after Move It...

nah early stuff, he is english rock and roll!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4IA7DR1jK0&feature=related

busted.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_Woman

I may have lied in my original post. :p

Fact no.9: Move It was Cliff's first hit single...

Fact no. 5: dogs can't look up.

well fuck dale, i guess you never realised that's where the really good porn in the newsagent is.

Dogs and Cliff Richard are the same person

isn't he also the only singer to have a hit single in every decade since the 50's

well fuck dale, i guess you never realised that's where the really good porn in the newsagent is.
who buys porn at a newsagent when there is an internet!

i like tangible porn, more realistic you know?

thats what £5 down in the cross is for, ask hippy ;)

Fact 14: smallballs paid £980 to be fisted by Cliff. Cliff used the money to have Dogs smacked around instead.

lost me, i gather it must be an ozzie thing?

fact: even if you make 90000 billion pounds profit you can still legally kill old ladies with the cold.

Fact 14: smallballs paid £980 to be fisted by Cliff. Cliff used the money to have Dogs smacked around instead.
cliff is a born again virgin weirdo christian, he just sings hymns

Is "signs hymns" a euphemism?

fact: if you make 90000 billion pounds profit you must still legally be killing old ladies with the cold.
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