Humility is..

Taking it easy on the ride in one morning out of ten, resisting the urge to chase down every roadie fool who thinks he is faster than me through central London.
Stopping at every red and trying to stay serene whilst being overtaken constantly by huffing and puffing nodders.

• He owned me this morning.
  

+1 that MA3K nothing like cruzz ing. oh that reminds me wheres that bike again?

I doubt that bike goes very fast, did you see the pedals?

Just spent the last 2mins looking for it... damn cant find it, o well.

I get dropped by the "Embankment peloton" every effin' day...

:D

Seriously that embankment lot are pussies, some of them can go pretty fast but they freak out in the traffic and they can't balance at the lights.

Thats what they call themselves on the C+ forum - "The Embankment Peloton"

WTF?! Its not a fucking race...

Nope, the proper race is the sprint off the lights at Hyde Park Corner down Constitution Hill.

Anyone can race downhill..

I just don't understand getting all lycra'd up just to come into work.

Maybe their commute is miles, and maybe some of them are going to race immediately after work?

I thought the world ended past the North/South circular.

Better to train with 28c tyres and jeans surely? :)

It does - I mean 'miles' in the Saxondale sense of the word ;)

He trains with a sand suit.

I just don't understand getting all lycra'd up just to come into work.
I think you should give it a try for 2 weeks then report the benefits(?) back to us.

I just don't understand getting all lycra'd up just to come into work.

Lycra to get to work, change into the rubber and leather when they get there...

+1 for some chilled riding, although I am hooning everywhere at the mo as I'm trying to get a bit fit, com'on uphill with the wind straight at me.

^^no

please

^^no

No, you've got to turn this opportunity yes.

Anyone can race downhill.

You might think that but go and check out the muppets on Constitution Hill. Some of them are terrifyingly bad at it. I've seen people blow up at 100m.

Might take the long way into work tomorrow.

^^^lol

we need a list, who wants to see ma3k try lycra-ing to work?

1. dogsballs
   

1. dogsballs
   
2. Object
   
3. Object
   
4. Object
   
5. Object
   
6. Object
   
7. Object
   
8. Object
   
9. Object
   
10. Object
    
11. Object
    
12. Object
    
    

That should account for all of my alter egos.

you seem a bit too keen to see him in tight-fitting clothes, object

Touché.