Hello

Hello, I'm new, just enjoying the ALL stolen bikes thread, there's something strangely compulsive about crime. The active ingredient is always crime.

Saw a local ned on a mountain bike fall off on Old Street the other night, he clipped a parked car and bounced between that and the stationary car next to it about six times before finally hitting the deck. I asked if was ok but I think he was sufficiently humiliated and looked like he wanted to chin me for witnessing his big FAIL moment.

there's something strangely compulsive about crime.

Perhaps people could start writing crime-based books, they might sell loads of copies and even get made into films...

Welcome, by the way...

When can you start? A blank cheque's in the post.

Thank you.

When can you start? A blank cheque's in the post.

Thank you.

Are you Danny's bro? High five him next time for me please

AFDS WTF is your new avatar?

Are you Danny's bro? High five him next time for me please

Yeah, he's in LA fighting Predators at the moment.

is that crispin j glover?

Nah, he's just my namesake.

AFDS WTF is your new avatar?

Its some girl getting her arse slapped

Yeah, he's in LA fighting Predators at the moment.

oh, I thought he might be out there busting all sorts of criminals with Mel

oh, I thought he might be out there busting all sorts of criminals with Mel

He has a few jobs, the common element being 'wasting crims'.

crispin glover wilson

CGW, is that you??? No way, this world can't really be that small.

If you are CGW, formerly of BC, then please confirm your identity to me by naming the recent event where you met The Dorf.

It's this Crispin Glover:

Yeah I'll go with the Nazi one. Vat is it? A gut qvestion.

the dorf.

is that crispin j glover?

That's what I thought. Ace producer

Hello

fuckin provacative...

What d'you mean, 'hello'?" And, do you know what he came back with?

He said, erm, "I just meant, 'hello'" I said, "Hur hur, I can suss you out .....

"..... right, for a starter, .....

"..... 'ere, get this in the bollocks for a start!" So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, "Euuughh!" I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!"

"Yeah, I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!" and I kicked his fucking teeth in!

"Then he went, "Aaaghh!", and I said, "Fucking hell! .....

"..... Don't you fucking 'Aaaghh' me!"