Four 'W*nkers' this morning

I have a very short, about 5 miles, and relatively pedestrian free ride to work, dual carriage from tower hill along embankment, but I still some how managed to get 4, 'your a w&nker' type comments, thats like 1 every 5 minutes, all for doing nothing, 3 of them where peds crossing green lights through the traffic whilst I was filtering through the middle, not running reds or anything and then one who stepped out into the road without looking call me a wanker!?! What is with all the pissed off people in london, why does everyone hate people on bikes!?!? Just thoguht I'd share

you wanker ;-)

HTFU you wanker ;)

It's an automatic response these days. Someone unexpectedly finds themselves in a position of danger, it must be the other person's fault. The age of taking responsibility for your actions is long since over.

Plus you are a complete and utter wanker ;)

joys of last weeks decission to fine the bloke you hit that girl. bikes are now evil. it also sets precident for future claims against bikes hitting peds who don't look and ignore cyclists.

welcome to the new regime. please leave you common sense at the door. the emergancy exits are to the rear of the regime and are locked to prevent escape. i case of an emergancy you will find nothing under your seat to aid you. breathing aids will fall from above. please pull sharply to start the flow of nitrogen oxide. place the mask over your face and use the band to hold in place. please fit your own first before ignoring others.

thankyou.

You must be doing something wrong. Wherever I go, grass skirt-wearing Hawaiian wenches scatter rose petals and King's choir sing hallelujahs while white van men put their copies of the Sun on the pavement and genuflect towards me.

Perhaps you shouldn't ride while bashing one out?

thats nothing object gets called a prick pretty much all day every day..

'prick'

Funny I ride that way to work all the time, and find myslef yelling out "Watch out wanker" all the time, but that is directed at pedestrians doing their thing with their eyes closed.

The last thing anyone shouted at me from a car was "your chain's a bit slack for a fixed gear". Well, they didn't exactly shout it, more drawled it in a bloke-called-Neville-with-a-greasy-side-parting way.

Before you get all high and mighty about bikes..
I watched a stupid hybrid-riding cockflap attempt to run a red this morning on fUxbridge Rd, stopping only because he'd run into a ped (crossing, legally at said red). The cock flange seemed to think he was in some kind of race. Cockhead. Bring back winter and muppet-free roads!

today I played the meaningless mountain bike game.
because I could.
and because I was meaninglessly on a mountain bike

thats nothing object gets called a prick pretty much all day every day..

'prick'

You're a prick, you cunt.

Bring back winter and muppet-free roads!

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can't wait till i don't have to play avoid the hybrid on any of my rides.
i did a nice off road 38 miler on sunday and spent most of it on the side of the trail getting round apollo riding halfords loving fruitloops who are weaving across the trail.

I do think Hybrid riders are the dumbest feckers out there, they sprint off at the lights in a low gear, pedalling like a crazy man, up through the gears like no tomorrow, swerve past you like they are slip streaming - You gotta laugh.

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Totally

I do have to say though. I used to cycle through the city every morning and I used to get called a wanker loads. I also had a few instances where knobs in suits actually chased me. Now that was real fun. Not sure what they were hoping to achieve by doing that mind

Basically the city is full of aggorant cocks who are used to ordering people around all day.

I do think Hybrid riders are the dumbest feckers out there, they sprint off at the lights in a low gear, pedalling like a crazy man, up through the gears like no tomorrow, swerve past you like they are slip streaming - You gotta laugh.

Yeah until they hit a ped and give us all a bad name.

Totally C+ forum now.

i did a bit of cathartic yelling this morning. felt good after all that live and let live hippie bellex i've been observing lately.

woman pulled out right in front of me (onto the imax roundabout from waterloo bridge as i was coming up from york road at a healthy pace) without even turning her head to look. i gave her a big friendly "YYYYOOOOO!" to warn her, startled she stopped and reacted with... well i couldn't hear exactly what it was as she had the window up, but from her curling lip and waving hands i could tell it definitley wasn't contrite or apologetic, so i responded with a healthy "FFFFFUCK YOU! LOOK WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING!" and nearly (irony of ironies) rode into the back of a bus as i was busy yelling over my shoulder. heh, that would have been funny.

i wasn't knocking one out at the time.

The only way to shut these city types is to ride with one hand violently working the old fella, that way when they do shout wanker you can congratulate them on their observational skills.

We got a city full of Cavs, full of sprint kings

Ha ha. Have I accidentally logged onto the commuting section of C+ forum?

i've never been overtaken by a hybrid, but i have been told "i hope you enjoy your life, cos it's going to be short!"

I've never been told, 'I hope you enjoy your life, cos it's going to be short!", but I have coerced someone into carving 666 on their forehead using alcohol and demonic powers of persuasion.

Today was weird, unusually high cunt count, I almost got pole-axed three times this morning... It was muggy... Definitely a weather thing...

I had encroachment today..

they encroached...man..