Memorable Poos

After an earlier thread about dumping during work time I thought it might be fun to start a thread about memorable pooing. Ones that have stuck with you down the years.

Funny but I can remember taking a massive one at the age of about 7 whilst on holiday. It was massive, I had been stuffing my face for about 5 days before the call came. It was such a relief to unload that it has stuck with me through the years. I don't think I have ever equalled that poo volume/body size ratio ever since.....

" it has stuck with me through the years."

what you kept it?

After an earlier thread about dumping during work time I thought it might be fun to start a thread about memorable pooing. Ones that have stuck with you down the years.

Funny but I can remember taking a massive one at the age of about 7 whilst on holiday. It was massive, I had been stuffing my face for about 5 days before the call came. It was such a relief to unload that it has stuck with me through the years. I don't think I have ever equalled that poo volume/body size ratio ever since.....

are you

a) drunk
b) on drugs
c) a + b

;)

Yes I keep it in a little cedar wood box, Its getting kind of fossilised as its nearly 40 years old. Am thinking of passing down to my children when I die.

my favourite poo:

Yes I keep it in a little cedar wood box, Its getting kind of fossilised as its nearly 40 years old. Am thinking of passing down to my children when I die.

haaa

haaa

You are not really entering into the spirit of this thread are you I am Russell?

You are not really entering into the spirit of this thread are you I am Russell?

theres just not been any memorable shits in my life, they have all past with little incident

theres just not been any memorable shits in my life, they have all past with little incident

Thats better now your joining in.

Is this like "shit therapy"

What immediately springs to mind was a time when i was at Chicago airport and i heard the door in the cubicle next to me swing open and slam shut with some urgency. a zip rip and an almighty splatter - sounded like someone dropped a several carrier bags of water from a tall building. quickly followed by this almighty groan. like the fkr hadn't breathed for 10 minutes.
My instant reaction was to cheer out load, start yee haaing and bang the cubicle walls.. .to which the rest of the toilet joined in. i carried on clapping and cheering every tightly squeezed fart he made from there onwards - making sure i left before him!
That could well have been his most memorable otter releasing exercise he every had, if it weren't ruined by the prick in the cubicle next to him giving him vocal support ;)

After an earlier thread about dumping during work time I thought it might be fun to start a thread about memorable pooing. Ones that have stuck with you down the years.

Funny but I can remember taking a massive one at the age of about 7 whilst on holiday. It was massive, I had been stuffing my face for about 5 days before the call came. It was such a relief to unload that it has stuck with me through the years. I don't think I have ever equalled that poo volume/body size ratio ever since.....

everything looks massive when your 7.

what a shit thread..

I am now thoroughly convinced that the 'credit crunch' or 'looming recession' is affecting all sectors... there's a lot of bored bods out there! :)

at high school some-one discovered the worlds biggest turd left in of the toilet. it was aptly named "corn-cob" as it was the freakin size of a cob of corn. it was soo big it was sticking out of the water and zero chance of being flushed. i think the person who did it must of ruptured there internal organs popping this fucker out. it was an attraction for everyone for the whole day!!

My favourite was the 'myth of the ghost poo'!
When it travels so fast down the toilet it goes over the bend and vanishes leaving an air of mystery...

haha, i shouldn't have doubted this thread...

My favourite was the 'myth of the ghost poo'!
When it travels so fast down the toilet it goes over the bend and vanishes leaving an air of mystery...

i thought a ghost poo was when you have a shit, but when you wipe your ass there is nothing there?

no, that's a 'no-wipe bonus'

I once had a traumatic shuffle through Philadelphia airport after discovering every single cubicle had run out of paper.

i thought that was a ninja poo. moves so fast it leaves trace and isn't in the bowl either.

a ghost poo is the one you don't even feel slip from between you cheeks.

None of these are mine.

http://www.ratemypoo.com/bestof.html

i took a crap on the side of the M5 once.
that was pretty memorable.