Don't

1. Ride through Wimbledon.
   

Ok.

good

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Were you pelted with over priced strawberries?

...or swatted with copies of the Daily Mail?

if you are thinking of riding to west london in...

DONT!

i'm surprised that tramp was cool with you photographing his shoes.

Hehe fucken h*pst*r

he wasnt but i said 'those daps are outta sight'...
he said 'theyre off the peg'

its that cause its raining?
or is it cause they are singing on center court again.....

I'm not look at where shinscars' head would have been to take the photo. Best action that tramps seen in years.

did he object to you calling them daps? did he respond with a jaunty tune from the 50s

he wasnt but i said 'those daps are outta sight'...
he said 'theyre off the peg'

ummm...i hear tramps respond well to hip hop jargon.

Don't:

1. Don't you want me?
   
2. You know I cant believe it when I hear that you wont see me
   

Were you pelted with over priced strawberries?

...or swatted with copies of the Daily Mail?

Metaphorically, yes. it felt that way.

it wasn't raining though, it was hot, windy and stupidly busy. all taxis and posh twats in posh cars trying to occupy the next milimetre of road space by any means possible.

the futility of people's lives is a pitiful thing, yet somewhat amusing when you happen to be on a bike.

Don't:

1. Don't you want me?
   
2. You know I cant believe it when I hear that you wont see me
   
   

4, Touch that!

1. Ride through Wimbledon.
   
   

think that's easy? I live in fucking Wimbledon!

every fucking year I have to deal with the brunch of tennis-loving twats coming down to Wimbledon, and especially, ESPECIALLY, those blind fucking old twats at Wimbledon station thinking they're all confused when the destination is right in front of them, posh people in shirt, jean, leather shoes and big Wayfarer glasses thinking they've become posh just by attending fucking Wimbledon.

every. fucking. year.

now you begin to realise your mistake

posh people in shirt, jean, leather shoes and big Wayfarer glasses

lol, plenty of them around.

the bastard children of michael winner and jeremy clarkson.

I felt like the only cyclist in the world

I had a dream last night with some sort of car vs cyclist debate / ride thing. This women sees Jeremy Clarkson and say you know what I mean don't you? and then he just smles gets on a bike and rides away. I was shocked.

hah! the stuff of dreams, tommy. Indeed.

I'd move to Wimbledon if you could guarantee I'd meet the Wombles.

i have one under the sink

I'd move to Wimbledon if you could guarantee I'd meet the Wombles.

You know, when the Wombles was on (on British telly mind, not the actual Wombles), Wimbledon Common got quite littered due to kids throwing rubbish there to 'help' the Wombles.