Designers with bleak humour needed (Tattoo)

I like body modification, I'm good at hurting myself. I like the idea of mixing the two together. I've mentioned a few times my desire to have 50*14 inked in the back of my left knee.

So it's only fair that my broken collarbone has similar treatment with a polo inspired design. But I'm currently drawing a blank as to a suitable design.

I'd like you creative types to help me out. I like simple(ish) designsand am thinking blackwork only but could be swayed to include some colour for the right design.

As this is FGSS and we all know I'm incapable of not bing an idiot I'm thinking that (Provided there's enough designs) I'll put up a poll and let you [stirke]good[/strike] people choose which one I should get.

Polo mallet + epic fail

laughing gas mask and canister?
you could brand yourself with a 50t chain ring and a 14t sprocket?

Pictures people :]

Polo mallet + epic fail

But the mallet would have to be broken and made of bone! Maybe even a collarbone...

nice epic

yeh, get a polo mallet tattooed onto your collarbone, snapped in half at the point where your collarbone broke.

There's probably going to be a huge bump where it broke and healed (mine has one anyway). Keep that in mind (both because of pain and aesthetics).

Also - look what I drew. Before Seb even!

this is the kind of thing that gets into the papers about chatroom dangers. "They urged him on laughing......several of them encouraged him..."

this country.

I know the perfect tattooist for this if you want a bleak humour thrown in
he comes up with wonderful things like
jesus making out with a unicorn holding a baby dolphin....
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=30882304&albumId=1133311

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I know the perfect tattooist for this if you want a bleak humour thrown in
he comes up with wonderful things like
jesus making out with a unicorn holding a baby dolphin....
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=30882304&albumId=1133311

Not missing the wu-tang logo, amazing!!

ah yeah shit i knew i was forgetting something, there is another thing in there as well.
that tat is full shin length as well

Whatever you get make sure this fella does it, he seems to be really good! WTF??!

on a more serious note here is my idea

polo mallet made of a clavicle broken in half

my potatoshop skills are limited, so I think it needs the touch of matt aka bad designer, but you get the jist

"Hi, my name's Emilie, fancy a pint?" ;-)

on a more serious note here is my idea

polo mallet made of a clavicle broken in half

my potatoshop skills are limited, so I think it needs the touch of matt aka bad designer, but you get the jist

By your idea you mean the idea coined further up the page by Mike and Tommy!

I think flickwg's artwork is pretty good actually - "naive" is a tattoo style I dig.is the idea that this will stretch along the entire collar bone?

btw Tatu were fake les teens so that tattoo is probably fake as well.

By your idea you mean the idea coined further up the page by Mike and Tommy!

yer, but i drew it

yer, but i drew it

would never of guessed. how about a polo goal crossed out or something! allergic bracelet with polo?

I'd suggest a gas mask in front of the 2 crossing mallets. As for

yer, but i drew it

Nuh uh. I drew it first. Look up.

Object check list:

• Hit Double figures in tattoosCheck
• Ear tunnels to aid headphonesCheck
• Forum name belt buckleCheck
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[• Lots of other things which i dont even wanna think about]
• Broken collar bone due to polo playing tatoo__ Nuh uh.