Introducing

me.

Long time lurker, finally posting.
I'm a mate of pistinator's... but don't hold it against me.

Currently converting an old Peugeot frame to my first fixie whilst riding fantasy TdF on my Trek.

Jimmy

welcome jimmy

I can vouch for him, he's sound. Gobby little c*nt but sound all the same! :-)

Let's get crackin' with the knackin'!

hello

Tell us a joke, if its a good one, you live.

If not, you will be forced to beat hillbilly's time at easties TT, or die trying.

hi

Hey Jimmy, welcome mate... :)
@ pistanator: 'Ave a word, yer mate said fixie... ;)

Welcome jimmy, don't worry, I was only muckin' abaht. You're probably twice my size, so I'm gonna be good.

Welcome jimmy, don't worry, I was only muckin' abaht. You're probably twice my size, so I'm gonna be good.

Ha! He's about 3ft 2", nearly as tall as me!

Funny I'm looking for a 50cm frame, any luck? Welcome and hope to see you at drinks.

I'll get my coat... :)

What are the Nike 'Chocolate Mint Orange'?

I'll get my coat... :)

Oi! What happened to stealth then? :)

Whats fantasy TdF?

Think about it, think about it?

Bikes, hills, foreign country, cheese, snails, onions round the neck.....getting there?

What are the Nike 'Chocolate Mint Orange'?

SB Oompa Loompa... Wrecked mine on a night out in Spain a coupla years back... :(

Sham 69

Oi! What happened to stealth then? :)

Just one example of the many pairs of 'Clown shoes' I own... ;)

Sham 69

My first thought! :D

Tell us a joke, if its a good one, you live..

Okay...

There's a passenger plane going down in flames over the Pacific ocean. Everyone is going crazy and screaming "We're gonna fucking die!"

The pilot comes on over the tannoy "Ladies and Gentleman, this will be an emergency landing, please assume the brace position"

Suddenly a lady stands up and screams "For the love of god! Is there a man aboard this plane who can make me feel like a woman just one last time??"

to which a gentleman takes his shirt of and replies "Oi bitch, wash this!"

The Trixie Chix have now paid the hired assassin in full. Bye bye.

A man walks into a pet shop.

He says to the shopkeeper "excuse me but do you sell wasps?"

The shopkeeper says "Er, I'm terribly sorry sir but we don't"

The man says "oh, it's just that you've got one in your window"

Juslikeat

Welcome Jimmy =)

A Jamaican man went into Kingston Public Hospital for treatment to his badly burnt ears.

DOCTOR: How did your ears get so badly burnt?

PATIENT: Well sah, meh was hionin mi shirt, an one idyat call mi pan mi cellphone, an instead mi ansa de phone, me pick up de hion an hansa it.

DOCTOR: Well ok, that explains 1 ear, but how do you explain the other?

PATIENT: De bumboclaat fool call mi back again!