Epic fail

sick, you get me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK_LhR9D_-Y

http://files.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/7.jpg
http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/

Fuck the police

Boom, headshot

http://files.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/5.jpg

Finish him!

Look how far it made his hat fly. must have been a hell of a dick bop

"These aren't my glasses"

"This isnt where I parked my car"

"hello, yes, this is horse dick"

Interesting way to start a new page.

"hello, yes, this is horse dick"

The best way to answer the phone…

Whoopsy daisy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nai42r3bfXk

this kills the driver

"Erm, hello boss... I have a bit of a snag..."

Really? Not according to the Beeb

it was a reference to this bobbo

Oh........... Ok.............. meme recognition fail.

This is brilliant. I like it as an anti-slogan response to all those shite, moralising, fixiecentric bumper stickers ("one less car", "derailleurs are for failures" etc.), especially given that although it doesn't sound it it's actually a really old quote.

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Yes, I used the word 'fixiecentric'.

"Stickers are for children and mac owners"

Look how far it made his hat fly. must have been a hell of a dick bop

Earlier on today I almost blew an eardrum suppressing my laughter at that particular observation.

Dick bop.

There's not many vulgar terms I'm not aware of, but that is solid gold!

Repped!

I was erring towards boop but dick bop is indeed much better.

Bop is more jarring than a boop, which is more of a patronising pat.

Friday already?

Daily Mail trolling at it's absolute finest

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html