Hot summer night under a bridge in brooklyn

Saw this and thought of you x

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thought of me? hott.

What magazine is that! some weired ass porn / bike mix!

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So did he mend the puncture or not? it never concludes??
Bet the poor cnt had to push it home!

I was wondering when that chick was going to write about me..

"those soiled fingers navigate my swell"

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that's so funny I'm crying.
See boys, the things that happen when you let girls fix punctures? ooh-er!

"er...seriously? can we get the puncture sorted out first..?"

I already fixed it with my flaccid innertube, you were too slow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alwEQVjA6io

Ha-ha! Who the hell carries condoms with their tools/repair kit? If they'd improvised with a pair of latex gloves, I could have believed that. :-)

Ha-ha! Who the hell carries condoms with their tools/repair kit? If they'd improvised with a pair of latex gloves, I could have believed that. :-)

slappers that ride around, gettin turned on for just cycling fixed, that give it up to some dirty punk, that touches her love garden (apperently a public one) with real greasy finger, that probably doesnt give a damn about 'coz she's already got a full collection of std's...that's why she carries condoms in her toolbag....in case she gets lucky.

slappers that ride around, gettin turned on for just cycling fixed, that give it up to some dirty punk, that touches her love garden (apperently a public one) with real greasy finger, that probably doesnt give a damn about 'coz she's already got a full collection of std's...that's why she carries condoms in her toolbag....in case she gets lucky.

Stef, you are so forward thinking about the female sexual revolution!
Would it be better if she only had sex with men in suits that make six figures, and buy her fancy cocktails? or how about if she waited till marriage? How dare she get off doing something naughty....oh wait, it's fiction especially because finding a man who is bold and graceful these days is, well, pretty much fiction as well.

You just need to get to know the real Stef.

Who the hell carries condoms with their tools/repair kit?

the local bike?

I'll get my coat.

Stef, you are so forward thinking about the female sexual revolution!
Would it be better if she only had sex with men in suits that make six figures, and buy her fancy cocktails? or how about if she waited till marriage? How dare she get off doing something naughty....oh wait, it's fiction especially because finding a man who is bold and graceful these days is, well, pretty much fiction as well.

pardon me lady, i normally have baby wipes in my bag in case my hands get dirty, besides even though he was wearing deodorant and could have done something about his crooked smile, in my country we called those bad teeth...and then why do it between two dumpsters when you know she likes dogs, and your house is obviously just a bike ride away...invite her to come have a look at the lovely dog you own which is awaiting for his owner to bring dinner 'round, then do her good, perhaps take a shower after that 'coz a girl riding a bike all day...well if he was wearing deodorant after the orgasm, and coming back to his senses, you know that fishy smell would have bothered him, and if lucky enough after some takeaway she would have probably done the dishes to thank you for the sex and the dinner, then asked for your number before leaving, and boys shall be boys one digit in your number must have gotten mixed up, coz when she tries to reach you the following day, some dude call tyrone answers the call. That's more like it.

ha!

thought that was gay bike porn until she mentioned her cleavage. Odd mix, not too sure what I think

I'm glad that you're taking it seriously, putting thought in to the author's motives and all! The sub-title was kind of a spoiler on the gay porn idea though?

It's a bit like that old (yeah, and rubbish) riddle of the father & son who get seriously injured in a car crash and when they get to hospital the surgeon says 'I can't operate on this boy, he's my son'!...so who is the surgeon? naturally it's the boy's mother, a female surgeon....but still. Cyclists are male until proven otherwise too.

PS I'm not having a rant, I promise!

No wonder there's so many fuckers riding fixed these days..
They all bought into the promise of an easy shag!

No wonder there's so many fuckers riding fixed these days..
They all bought into the promise of an easy shag!

You should not put out so easily. Your reputation has got round, just next time you should tell people you're a chick with a dick instead of just holding their manhood.