Roadkill

Am not quite sure how I managed it? but this morning on the way into work I successfully assinated a squirrel with my front wheel.

blood all over the tyres...

Fur in the spokes....

Murder on the dancefloor...

or

fingers crossed for grey.

you sure you killed it... I went over the tail of one long long time ago....and the little fucker turn around and looked at me...

i was watching the wild china program on BBC the other night and they had these 1m long giant black squirrels. imagine those fuckers running wild over london :o

was it on the inner circle of regents park near(ish) the zoo?

poor little furry terrorist was probably out of his tiny mind and trying to jump you for your wheels.
Sadly one of the side effects of crack abuse is slower reation times and poor judgement...

was it on the inner circle of regents park near(ish) the zoo?

No it was in Brent but yes there are loads in the mornings when I ride through the Inner Circle too.

MUTANT BLACK SQUIRRELS! ARGH!

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*caution, its the Daily Bile. soz.

nut the average squirrel

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I will get you P!MP

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WTF!

They are harvesting methane from squirrels now?

^^ thats fucked up dogsballs...

^^ thats fucked up dogsballs...

i did say "WTF!!"

is it as weird as this??

Q: how to spot a gay muslim terrorist?

WTF!

+1 that is genius !!
just spat some jacket potato at my monitor...
can't stop laughing
he's thinking : "When the nob that put me in this takes it off...
his balls are MINE !!"

this one just heard he was next...
YouTube - Squirrel Having a Seizure

he he

"she" would be in demand in Kabul...

Love it, shaved legs, high heels, waxed arms, pretty knitted hat.. full on fking beard - maybe its a religious thing!

+1 that is genius !!
just spat some jacket potato at my monitor...
can't stop laughing
he's thinking : "When the nob that put me in this takes it off...
his balls are MINE !!"

Nah he is thinking "Did i leave the gas on?"