Ass Clown

I think "Ass Clown" is a winner, so I started thinking of other phrases that I know well from memory.

The Yanks have things like Ass Wipe, Douche Bag,

Here we used to say Fuck Wit,

In Grenada and Trinidad you can hear Yuh Mudda Cunt,

Jamaica has Bomboclaat.

What else is good? I'm definitely adding Ass Clown to my armoury.

Giz Weasel.

I also really like Fucktard.

Spunk guzzler makes me chuckle too.

damn, beaten to fucktard! shattered!

i like knob-jockey, as well.

i like yoghurt-weaver. and dickjudge.

Knob jocky always make me thing of the grand national with a horse call knob and a commentator, well you get the idea.

fanny-baws / cunty-baws / ya baw-bag all very popular terms of endearment in scotland.

Dickjudge? Never heard that one before. I like it, I think.

Dickcheese

and bless Team America for cock-fag.

+1 fucktard

cockface and monkeyfucker are also favourites

roboplegic wrongcock

Brown tandem stoker.

One of my own personal creations, but beware - it goes down like a lead balloon when used with those of a non-cycling persuasion.

roboplegic wrongcock

Pipe-to-pipe bushman!
Small bean regarder!
Nut administrator!

We have a lot to thank Chris Morris for :)

Indeed we do.

Cocksmoker.
Cunt-chops.

Cockoff!!

roboplegic wrongcock

+1 on the brass eye.

Cocksmoker is the one!

Snake eyes and Sizzlechest always make me laugh.

(And double posting. woops.)

Ass hat
Bogan
Mug lips

tug nut.

twankunt

3 in 1

Asscandle.

Arsehole Guitarist
Cockbasket
Bumblehorn
Ponce
Tit

Miscreant
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