Toplessness

Considering going topless for the commute home today... like i discovered the first time i went skinny-dipping, it's surprisingly liberating.
Or is it just tasteless? Haven't seen ANY toplessengers yet this year...

Depends if you're a fat cunt or not?

haha

tasteless in every possible shape or form.

How vulgar.

Ugh!

i wouldn't say I'm a FAT cunt but i'm no brad pitt. I'm more of a skinny cunt.

Ways to idetify a Brit on holiday

1. Eating chips
   
2. Drinking cheap larger
   
3. Top off all the time even in super markets.
   

And/OR wearing a Newcastle, Liverpool, Man Utd or Celtic shirt

I will remove my top happily if I am just sitting in the sun in a park or whatever, but wouldn't ride topless, cause as you said, it is a little tasteless...but who am I to judge?

I have the body of an adonis and more ripples than a flake but I still wouldn't ride topless. Just looks wrong tbh, OK in the countryside or by the sea but not in London

And/OR wearing a Newcastle, Liverpool, Man Utd or Celtic shirt

Football shirts should be worn ONLY when playing football.
There, I've said it.

+1

It looks best if you are wearing long trews (ie tracksuit bottoms) with no shirt.

mongrel are you female?

Yesterday, Topless down Millbank 3.30pm. Come on, own up.

It looks best if you are wearing long trews (ie tracksuit bottoms) with no shirt.

Chav'kintastic... :-((

mongrel are you female?

all man i'm afraid darling - though that would put a different face on the debate...
As for NEVER wearing footie shirts I would have to disagree - alright NEVER a Celtic shirt but what about a nice vintage St Pauli shirt or something? They're fucking sweet...

St Pauli, from Hamburg right?

ja - they're not your average team - famously anti-facist support with a skull and crossbones as their crest...

Be free, young man. I go topless, but always put on top when arrive at destination. The top is then fresh and not sweat drenched.

fuckit!! go ALL the way

Just saw a guy today going up the Mall with bike shorts and no top. Alright if you are climbing the Pyrenees, definitely NOT on if you are just pootling round London.

But who am I to judge, I wear tennis socks.

Is that a jaguar stem or brewers' droop?