OK, own up, which one of you was this...

Oh, the shame:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml

If it has gears.. is that cheating?

It was this guy ............

i'd just like to thank the police and the judge for making our streets safer.good work fellas.

I'm going to have to stop rubbing my arse on my seat now!

jesus chris. if a man wants to fuck a bicycle in a room he has paid the rent for then it should be within his god-damn rights to do so. unless, of course, a bike has victim's rights.

Lunacy - not the bloke bumming his bike - but arresting him, prosecuting him, giving him a criminal record, placing him on the sex offenders' register, putting him on probation for three years and under the supervision of a social worker.

And what was the 'crime' ? He didn't even get to 'ride' his bike - his crime was 'to simulate sex' - and the victims suffered 'being shocked at what they saw'.

HTFU !

Well done to the judge and the public prosecutor, thanks for wasting our money and fucking someone's life up.

yeah what a poor bastard! he is clearly out of his depth emotionally, and who gives a damn anyway what the cleaners knocked on his door repeatedly??? maybe he didn't answer because he wanted them to fuck off because he was HAVING SEX WITH HIS BICYCLE.

i know a girl who frequently has sex with chairs.

It was this guy ............

That's him 'in the act' ! If only they panned then lens down a bit.

What about the guy who microwaved a watermelon before sticking his pecker in it so he could get that 'realistic' feel? I bet he wishes he got 3 years instead

oh i didn't hear about that one! was it a little hot inside per chance?

i also once knew someone who admitted to fucking the gap between two cushions of his leather couch.

I bet the sofa was practically begging for it though

if you wear all that leather then what do you expect?

I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

Sorry it was me again. Heavy night on the sauce. What was I thining.

how many times have we had this story now?

Perhaps it was the same person responsible for this...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm

Lunacy - not the bloke bumming his bike - but arresting him, prosecuting him, giving him a criminal record, placing him on the sex offenders' register, putting him on probation for three years and under the supervision of a social worker.

And what was the 'crime' ? He didn't even get to 'ride' his bike - his crime was 'to simulate sex' - and the victims suffered 'being shocked at what they saw'.

HTFU !

Well done to the judge and the public prosecutor, thanks for wasting our money and fucking someone's life up.

Totally agree with you

And degenerates like this sad pervert get away with it several times a day

It was this guy ............

hmm was wondering why those penis pills weren't working.

:)