Please allow me to introduce myself...

Hi all, thought id do a "hello" thread as im new round these parts.
you can prob guess my real name, ive been lurking and reading as a "guest" for a while but as i have now picked up my bike i thought id actually start posting.

I managed to get a pretty old Pinarello steel bike that im gonna make single speed. Il post up some pics of the bike tomorrow incase anyone is interested.

if anyone else immediatly started singing a certain song in their head after reading my title then you will prob be at the bit now that goes "woo woo.....woo woo"

Jay.

Hi Jay ................. welcome ............. I am sure you'll get a visit from "THEIR SATANIC MAJESTIES" some time soon

Hi jay1, pleased to make your acquaintance.

ello mate!
welcome to the forum!

hello, im SATANIC MAJESTY #1

tips for making friends on the forum:

1. Don't sue us.
   
2. If you don't know something, don't pretend to
   3 If your wrong, and have been proven wrong, admit it, don't crack a bearing over it.
   
3. Don't call forum OGs who proved you worng "SATANIC MAJESTIES"
   
   

have a nice day.

you puppy killer you.

Whoooo hoo the daily dig from Crhis Carsh............. the dyslexic fibber ........

Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the devil .......... "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste"
Rolling Stones - their satanic majesties request .......................

Twas actually a half hearted bit of harmless fun a play on 2 Stones tracks ............... but as usual you had to add a dig ................are you going through the menopause or something ?

i think this maybe the first introduction that didn't include the words 'fixie', 'noob' or 'newbie'...
good day jay!

On retrospect, I really didn't suit that green & yellow jacket. And chris - That hat does nothing for your cheekbones

Very quick and very funny

does seeing LOL make anyone else feel physically ill?

does seeing LOL make anyone else feel physically ill?

OK just for you .......... HA HA HA

Now edited ....happy ???

oops do multiple question marks cause you to feel ill too ?

its a bit 'msn'

hello.

and i'll hijack to say hello as well.

hello, im SATANIC MAJESTY #1

tips for making friends on the forum:

1. Don't sue us.
   
2. If you don't know something, don't pretend to
   3 If your wrong, and have been proven wrong, admit it, don't crack a bearing over it.
   
3. Don't call forum OGs who proved you worng "SATANIC MAJESTIES"
   
   

have a nice day.

i pretty much no nothing and im always wrong... so this shouldnt be a problem :)

welcome to the forum :)

i pretty much no nothing and im always wrong... so this shouldnt be a problem :)

I thought that was chirs chrash's job :)

(edit)

welcome to the forum, btw...

no offence intended, and multiple punctuation is fine. i just hate lol, dont know why.

errr.......beggars banquet?

I thought that was chirs chrash's job :)

(edit)

welcome to the forum, btw...

I was wrong 2x today, both about the same bottom bracket and the way you should turn it. after about 30 mins fussing with the adjustable cup i noticed the arrow that said turn was pointing the other way, so i thing wow shrimano makes a French bb, weird, get the adjustable cup out, and start on the fixed cup, turn it the only way i have ever seen a fixed cup turn for ages, no good, turn it the other way, and it moves.

now i know that shirmano makes obscure mtb bbs that are left hand threaded on the non-drive side, and right hand threaded on the drive side. It was a laugh, kinda like the first time you encounter a 5 speed cassette hub.

welcome

Hova..?

errr.......beggars banquet?

That's what I thought.

Hi Jay.

Hova..?

nah.Hacked2 got it right straight away :)

Beggars Banquet used to be a good record store in Kingston :p

nah.Hacked2 got it right straight away :)

Beggars Banquet used to be a good record store in Kingston :p

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh forchrisssssssssssake dont go saying I am right someone might overhear you .........................