Numb Penis

so I was tempted to bit this in bikes & bits because really who knows any bit more important to a man but I resisted. I'm currently in sunny Mallorca and today I cycled 75 miles, the longest I've ever cycled. Afterwards I felt totally drained but there was one more important problem I had. My penis was numb. I've searched google to try and find some answers but all I've found is "it happens". I value my pens greatly and would like some opinions from fellow sufferers. My seat is pretty flat but a bit far back. What kind of adjustments should I make to avoid numb penis syndrome tomorrow?

Thanks in advance for any serious replies and also thanks for replies that make me laugh out loud.

a good use of pederast

so I was tempted to bit this in bikes & bits because really who knows any bit more important to a man but I resisted. I'm currently in sunny Mallorca and today I cycled 75 miles, the longest I've ever cycled. Afterwards I felt totally drained but there was one more important problem I had. My penis was numb. I've searched google to try and find some answers but all I've found is "it happens". I value my pens greatly and would like some opinions from fellow sufferers. My seat is pretty flat but a bit far back. What kind of adjustments should I make to avoid numb penis syndrome tomorrow?

Just cut it off.

boil it?

well there was that man in the news who cut his penis off, fried it and ate it.
he was on drugs, serious nasty drugs.

you should aim to get out the saddle regularly, and move around a bit on the saddle.

Billy Connolly used to incorporate this into his stand up show. The recommendation from an American saddle manufacturer to solve this was "discrete massage".

Is your hotel room a single one?

course, the real answer is:

Harden the fuck up.

course, the real answer is:

Harden the fuck up.

That tends to be what happens as the numbness subsides, and the blood rushes back into the general vicinity.

Try the http://www.specialized.com/bc/microsite/bodygeometry/main.html?x=y body geometry site and have a look at the blood flow charts.... there are a few problems down there that some people are prone to and some never get - numbness, epididymitis and prostatitis are the main ones. You need to be careful as if you are prone it's notoriously hard to get rid of these things.

I have just bought a very expensive specialized body Geometry saddle and after one ride I can really feel the difference! The key is flat, narrow saddles with a long cutaway that means the buttocks move the saddle up and down as you pedal. All of the cutaways (from arse to balls) will help with numbness

PERFECT!

deep heat

BLOOD FLOW & MEN'S SADDLES
Studies by urologist Dr. Frank Sommer at the University of Cologne in Germany were the first to measure and quantify penile blood flow in male cyclists while riding. The studies have proven that pressure from conventional saddles significantly reduces blood flow within just a few minutes, while Body Geometry saddles produce results comparable to sitting in a padded chair.

Traditional saddles put pressure on the soft tissue of the perineum, compressing the sensitive arteries and nerves, but not all riders notice its physical effects. By removing the center section of our Body Geometry saddles in just the right areas, we're able to reduce soft tissue damage and any related soreness or numbness.

What RPM said. Just move around a bit. The human body wasn't designed to stay in any one position for long.

Beds are pretty comfortable, but you'd still get bedsores if you stayed in one too long and didn't keep shifting position.

I value my pens greatly and would like some opinions from fellow sufferers.

Thanks in advance for any serious replies and also thanks for replies that make me laugh out loud.

i'm a fan of muji pens. they generally cost 85p each and write like a dream. this negates the overvaluing of the pen, and ensures an even temperament when the pen is lost.

I agree with PJ, the Nokia 5310 is definitely the best phone to alleviate your migraine issues.

also, students are always getting their grubby little fingers on my pens. when ever i'm not looking, or they go, 'sir, can i borrow your pen', and i go, 'yes, child, if i can have it back again', and then i look, and it's gone, they run out the door at the end of the lesson with my pen in their clammy hands.

this is why muji is good.

...also known as GP or more specifically 'Ghost Penis'

You can hold your genitals yet have no sensation of being held... a most curious phenomenon.

Are you the first owner of your bike? have you considered having it exorcised?? perhaps an earlier owner lost their sausage in a tragic, side-impact related coming together of toptube and inner thigh??

I'm with PJ! As a fellow teacher I hate students 'borrowing' my pens only to have the end nibbled and salivated on. I now have nice pens which I'm only allowed to handle.

nothing worse than letting a student borrow your pen, and you look across and they've got the end in their mouth, having a good old chew.

I'm with PJ! As a fellow teacher I hate students 'borrowing' my pens only to have the end nibbled and salivated on. I now have nice pens which I'm only allowed to handle.

I don't think any amount of salivating on my "pen" will relieve the numbness. I've had quite a bit to drink now and though the situation is now better I am very much looking forward to the morning when I can have a good wank. I don't think I'll be doing 75 miles again tomorrow. Maybe just 45 or 60. I hope this isn't what it feels like when you're old. I like having 20 erections a day. I haven't had a single one since about 4:00pm and that waitress tonight was smokin' hot. Just my type aswell. I feel ashamed, emasculated even, that I couldn't even get an erection as she was leaning over me asking if I wanted any 'postres'.

course, the real answer is:

Harden the fuck up.

I must say. Funniest reply yet. Give that man a chocolate watch.

Havel I given that phrase new meaning? I look fprward to seeing some of you in Manchester where we can all laugh about my numb penis.

Every bloody forum.. there's always one.

This is a FIXED gear not BROKEN tackle forum ;)

pen-is mightier than the sword

try not to sit on your penis whilst riding.

i'm sure on another forum there was a man who had the opposite complaint, i.e every time he went cycling he got a raging stiffy.