Whats the best stag do you've ever been on?

Whats the best stag do you've ever been on?

My brothers asked me to be his best man and with that comes the responsibility of sorting the stag do. Ive left it a bit late as hes getting married in June and I need some help with a few ideas.

if he wakes up on the morning of the wedding in a different country with a used condom and 30p in his pocket and no memory of what happened then you have done your job.

Probably Geno's. Or whathisname's. Maybe mine.

Shit, I can't rememeber. I was very very drunk.

Oh, it was Tom's for sure.

3 days on a 12 man barge, on the rivers lea and stort.

awesome weather, pissed all the time, lairy.. all that..

ok, so the establishments along the rivers and in the provincial towns are all shit beer and chicken in a basket, but you can get some surprisingly decent curries.

OK. So the main ingredients should be large quantities of alcohol and mind bending substances added with a healthy measure of beasting.

Like the idea of a barge, at least you cant get lost or arrested for being pissed and in charge of a vehicle.

it should take place near an ariport (see my first post) and you get doubble points if he ends up in th 3rd world, triple points if its antarctica.

also there should be destruction, law breaking, and nudity.

Mine.
Very low key, no strippers, bad jokes, nudity, a bunch (12) of good friends at a country and western club in Glasgow on a quiet night. The average age of patron was about 55 rising to at least 75. Fake shootings, lots of beer, I slow danced with a lovely old lady called Rose, basically, no nastiness we all just had the best time ever!

Riga, Latvia with a bunch of mates and loads of cash.

it should be a whole weekend too, not just one night.

it's not a proper stag if the cunt goes home and sleeps in his own bed, with his prick-patch-to-be.

and everyone***: mobile phones fucking switched off

a stag shall NOT be interrupted by constant texts and phone calls from paranoid wives and girlfriends who cant find anything else to do for five fucking minutes.

There are strict rules with regards to cameras/photo distribution, too

can we automatically ban these best of threads!!

New thread: Top 10 best banned threads. C4 would certainly commission it and DB could be one of the talking heads on it.

grover - he's 'left it a bit late', and its in JUNE? wtf? You got ages to organise a few blokes getting wankered, wanked and end up looking like wankers.

For part of mine, I contacted a poker club (in Walthamstow of all places) that put on a tournament for us - croupier's included. It was good way of kicking it all off, with the people who won having to buy some heinous rounds to redistribute the wealth.

It seemed to go down quite well...

Went surfing in Woolacombe for a mates stag do, to laugh, no adult entertainment, but plenty to drink, and surfing if you like?

Failing that, also had a lost weekend stag do in Newquey, loads of drinking, some of natures finest additives and lots of dodgy clubs etc... Place is pretty typical of a seaside town.

Also had 2 good stag weekends in Brussels, pretty cheap too if you go Eurostar (well it was). Great place to drink and a whole street of Gentleman's style clubs.

had a go-kart race on the saturday between 14 or so guys. followed by bbq/pizza + drinks + ps2. golf on the sunday. followed by fancy dinner. then drinks at a bar. then the obligatory(?) strip club visit

football tournament (on ps2) between 10 drunk men was the highlight

+1 for Newquay. Surfing, golf, booze, birds and a kebab or two. Gets very chavvy though in the summer season.

i would just go for the fifa tournament...its sure to be a cheap night.

I went to http://goape.co.uk/ which was a good laugh

apparently theres a club in amsterdam where you can throw midgets in velcro suits at a velcro wall for like 50 quid. fuck strip clubs when porgs are on offer

apparently theres a club in amsterdam where you can throw midgets in velcro suits at a velcro wall for like 50 quid.

I need to do that before I die.

if i ever manage to track it down ill post the address, we can sort a ride over there and midget toss lfgss styles

Hippy, Latvia has to be one of the most depressing places I've ever been.
Make the effort to go a few miles north to Estonia, and you'll have a good time

Hippy, Latvia has to be one of the most depressing places I've ever been.
Make the effort to go a few miles north to Estonia, and you'll have a good time

depressing place= strippers with extra social issues= better stag do

yes i am a horrible person.

every stag do I have been on involved getting blind drunk, hanging out with strippers and waking up butt naked surrounded by men.

I don't know if this is a good thing or not. If/When I ever have a stag do I want there to be guns, deep sea fishing, maybe a shark cage, and a circus cannon to shoot people out of.