Bad Magic

Just about the worst instructional video I have ever seen, enjoy :)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1o4tao66-Js

So I should be asking for items from Park's "specialised tools" range;specifically a "bottom bracket tool" (or "tightener") and "very special tool"?

boo ya

i gave up at

"and this is a special tool made by park" (or something equally un-informing)

You should all watch the truing video with that same guy.. :)

I tried, but i had to stop it like half way in.. now my brain hurts :(

haj You should all watch the truing video with that same guy.. :)

I tried, but i had to stop it like half way in.. now my brain hurts :(

I like the randomly structured sentences he uses in place of clear language, :)

"The level of tension that it pulls it towards the hub in part determines by how round this is"

What on earth does that mean ?

If you watch that wheel truing video and do not come away with less knowledge about truing wheels, then you have not paid attention.

This guy does not even know the difference between a nut

and a bolt

let alone what a bottom bracket tool is and certainly has no idea about how to impart knowledge.

This is the best guy they could find at expert village for this job!? What kind of village is this? One to which all the idiots of all the other villages have been sent in an attempt to create a settlement with the lowest possible average IQ.

TheBrick(Tommy)

let alone what a bottom bracket tool is and certainly has no idea about how to impart knolage.

This is the best guy they could find at expet village for this job!? What kind of village is this? One to which all the idiots of all the other villages have been sent in an attempt to creat a setlment with the lowest possible average IQ.

Is it the same village where they sent all the terrible spellers in cattle trucks?

"WelCum to Tommmie's (The Breck) VilAge...

...can you smel gas?

...i kant even smel my own name..."

I have no spell checker on this gay computer which seems to be falling apart on me.

bad workman wretched technology.

Gentlemen please ! Can we concentrate on the retarded American.

;P

haj You should all watch the truing video with that same guy.. :)

I tried, but i had to stop it like half way in.. now my brain hurts :(

my favorite is 'make finite adjustments'.
How the hell do you not. That guy must be a genius, and so it is wrong for us mere mortals to insult him.

Also have you seen the 'tips for cross country running'.
amazing.

Oh.My.Fucking.God!

This is so bad. I mean, to someone who knows nothing, this sort of shit could instill uneccessary stigma towards bike mechanics...i.e. that they're fucking stupid and don't have the first fucking clue about anything?!

This man should be arrested and left in a darkened room, to think about what he's done.

wheels I like the randomly structured sentences he uses in place of clear language, :)

"The level of tension that it pulls it towards the hub in part determines by how round this is"

What on earth does that mean ?

The amount of sarcasm that it directs it towards the video to some extent dictates by how stupid this is.

yes, bmmf. :)

I think a basic requirement of any instructional video might be to carry out the task that is being described.

That is, when you are showing people how to remove some crank arms, it might help to actually remove some cranks arms rather than just mumbling "yeah, this kinda' comes off . . . like kinda' . . this, here, sorta with this kinda tool thing here . . . " and not bother to actually remove the cranks.

Is it just me or does the presenter appear to be recovering from a very recent stroke ?

I can't watch it here, but by the sound of things, there has been a substantial cerebral infarct, probably in the frontal lobe.

BringMeMyFix I can't watch it here

Where are you, China ?

Close - North Korea

BringMeMyFix Close - North Korea

Hans Brix ! Oh no !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn3JJJZJHWo

I can't watch that here (where it's so ronery)