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• #2
right i'll get a rope, a trampoline and some baking soda and meet you at the fire exit...post haste!
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• #3
ta mate...that explanation sounds like some of the acts that im having to watch...just chuck a dwarf in the mix we got a variety act!!
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• #4
can't hear ya...i'm on the bus!
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• #5
I said.....Sounds like some of the acts i have seeeen on russia got tallent..
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• #6
super tennant!?...no its scottish,i'll just get stella.
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• #7
meths or surgical spirtit
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• #8
both!
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• #9
its getting better now we have a a toddler doing maths..and a woman eating a light bulb....i want to sleeep
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• #10
.....my eyes my eyes....body popping gymnasts who do maths while crying milk through there eyes while old women dance to folk songs...eating fire...on bikes and fat men belly dance in a massive bubble made by a bloke with too much time and fairy liquid....i give up
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• #11
is this some strange telling of the aristocrats?
im at work sorting stuff for tomorrow and having to watch russia has tallent....some is good but some is odd a small boy has just squirted milk out of his eye! my job just gets better!!