Help!

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  • im at work sorting stuff for tomorrow and having to watch russia has tallent....some is good but some is odd a small boy has just squirted milk out of his eye! my job just gets better!!

  • right i'll get a rope, a trampoline and some baking soda and meet you at the fire exit...post haste!

  • ta mate...that explanation sounds like some of the acts that im having to watch...just chuck a dwarf in the mix we got a variety act!!

  • can't hear ya...i'm on the bus!

  • I said.....Sounds like some of the acts i have seeeen on russia got tallent..

  • super tennant!?...no its scottish,i'll just get stella.

  • meths or surgical spirtit

  • both!

  • its getting better now we have a a toddler doing maths..and a woman eating a light bulb....i want to sleeep

  • .....my eyes my eyes....body popping gymnasts who do maths while crying milk through there eyes while old women dance to folk songs...eating fire...on bikes and fat men belly dance in a massive bubble made by a bloke with too much time and fairy liquid....i give up

  • is this some strange telling of the aristocrats?

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