What happened to me today

so at the end of a long ride, i was in the right lane, moving left to get around a pot hole, when the truck behind me speeds up, and swervs towards me, coming way to close, cuts in front and slams on the brakes , i got o pass him on the left, and he speeds up and takes off. i recognized the truck, it belongs to the guy that lives a few doors down. he is a dick head frat boy, and i want revenge.

do I
A: round up his family, torture them to death in front of him, then chop off his legs set his house on fire and watch as he attempts to drag his bloody stumps out

B: just destroy his knee caps one night

C: damage his redneck truck

D: confront him at the next chance i get

E: leave a strongly worded note on his truck.

F: throw mountain bike at his head

i dont have a mtn bike or i would have done it.

D:

confront him, make sure he's alone and have a serious word* make him respect and fear you.

*include as much violence as you feel necessary.

thats what im feeling, he might be bigger but i'm crazyer... and i have a d-lock on me almost all the time

just explain how dangerous it is to play with someone's life by using a vehicle to harrass them.

if he gives you attitude, break his face with the D-lock.

try the jaw, easier to break if he has his mouth open (talking or laughing..or in frat boy's case: breathing)

Kidnap him.

Strap him to a bench, face down.

Inject hydrochloric acid into his spinal cord at the base of his skull, therefore disabling him completely.

Cut out his tongue.

Offer to take him for a push in his wheelchair daily, and ask him what the fuck he thought he was doing.

Or get nasty.

G:

Fuck wrong blog.

don balaclava , beat shit out of frat boys best mate advising best mate this is a direct result of frat boys behaviour. Let them sort it out between them.

Slash tires.

He may know it was you, but can he prove it? Also, if he's that much of a dick, there's probably a dozen people that would want to damage his property, so he may never suspect you.

thats a good idea, and he is way into his truck... i think i might see how the confrontation goes, and if thats not satisfying then will bump it up

Poo on his lawn

asm Poo on his lawn

lol
mr whippy his lawn

naw every dog on the block does. every one hates that house.

You know, if a concerned citizen cared about their neighbourhood but was afraid of reprisals, they'd probably report that suspected meth lab to the police by way of an anonymous phone call.

with the way the denver police are they would kick down the wrong door and shoot us by mistake.... they do it about 3 times a year, and are getting due.

You get shot by the police three times a year?

i get it more often then that.... they kick down the door to shoot me only 3 time... oh fuck i see a swat team

C: spray some expanding foam in the exhaust pipe

"don balaclava , beat shit out of frat boys best mate advising best mate this is a direct result of frat boys behaviour. Let them sort it out between them."

word

let go

^of your bowels on his truck.

might be able to get it in the window if im lucky...

...while riding? good aim

chris three easy solutions, make a cake and poo in the middle the day before you leave, leatall the air out of his tires, then fuck the valve up and finally banana in his tail pipe

if you can't do the cake & po one, a really nice box, wrapped up , ribbon n all, then when he opens it it will be big dissapointment