Weird presents

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When I was 22 my gran sent me a balaclava (not sure that is spelt right)... She said it was for my paper round (I stopped doing a paper round at 15!).. It wasnt just any ordinary balaclava though it was a full on three hole IRA/80's terrorist style one... Oh and my Birthdays in May so not a massive ammount of use for it at that time of year...

tommid When I was 22 my gran sent me a balaclava (not sure that is spelt right)... She said it was for my paper round (I stopped doing a paper round at 15!).. It wasnt just any ordinary balaclava though it was a full on three hole IRA/80's terrorist style one... Oh and my Birthdays in May so not a massive ammount of use for it at that time of year...

end of terror season is it?

I was once bought a set of egg cups by a close relative. I asked whether they were taking the piss and got the reply, "Everyone should have a nice set of egg cups".

I should point out that I have a fatal allergy to eggs.

happy birthday Archie!

Object I was once bought a set of egg cups by a close relative. I asked whether they were taking the piss and got the reply, "Everyone should have a nice set of egg cups".

I should point out that I have a fatal allergy to eggs.

one for the memory bank! ;)

silasmellor [quote]tommid When I was 22 my gran sent me a balaclava (not sure that is spelt right)... She said it was for my paper round (I stopped doing a paper round at 15!).. It wasnt just any ordinary balaclava though it was a full on three hole IRA/80's terrorist style one... Oh and my Birthdays in May so not a massive ammount of use for it at that time of year...

end of terror season is it?[/quote]
Yeah! october to April and kick back for the summer, Look out for terrorists in August they have tan lines like a panda!

people least expect terrorism in the winter...thats a fact.

Bitch.

My mate was given a filing cabinet by his dad for his 21 st b'day.

Another weird present but something I asked for was a shed for my 14th Birthday. It was a place to keep my bike and hide my jazz mags.

I'd hide mags about jazz..

I got ONE 21st birthday present.

One.

It was from my mum.

It was a cake.

Shaped like a pair of tits.

Half-cup bra.

Big nips.

Flipping wierd shit.

scott not scot yeah but you'd openly start a fisting list on the forum....hehe

Yep.. now you know my jazz shame.. who am I kidding.. I hate jazz. Fisting's okay. ;)

Funny, cos I wouldn't be that up on fisting but I do loves me some jazz.

scott not scot So it's Archie's 6th birthday today....and somebody bought him a bird feeder and a bag of nuts???

That's a bloody good present. You wait and see. Just make sure you don't eat the nuts and sabotage the giver's plan to turn Archie into Bill Oddie. :-)

Seriously, though, I do think that's a good pressie. Time will tell.

scott not scot So it's Archie's 6th birthday today....and somebody bought him a bird feeder and a bag of nuts???

and a air rifle ;)

you could make him one of these scott

http://txfowlers.com/images%2Fproducts%2FProducts%20II%2FGSGLV%20CASS%20JKIT%20COL%20CU%2FCAMO_UNLIMITED_JACKAL_GHILLIE_SUIT.jpg

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=1lU8vSa5se0

Yeah!

You run around naked with a sniper rifle?
Weird.

Confiscate the Nintendo until he learns to whistle like a blackbird. :-P

When i was four i was run over by a car . Broke my leg and was hospitalised for two weeks ....when i regained consiossness my mother ( in hysterics) said i could have anything i wanted like most four year olds, i asked for a Pritt stick and a Chess set!!!

I was an odd child!

Was it all part of some strange chess hustling plan?

silasmellor [quote]tommid When I was 22 my gran sent me a balaclava (not sure that is spelt right)... She said it was for my paper round (I stopped doing a paper round at 15!).. It wasnt just any ordinary balaclava though it was a full on three hole IRA/80's terrorist style one... Oh and my Birthdays in May so not a massive ammount of use for it at that time of year...

end of terror season is it?[/quote]

yes, the IRA ran gurrella missions almost exclusively in the winter, longer night give you more time to do your thing, and people are less likely to be just hanging about in the cold.

oh and weirdest present when i was five my grandpa got me a gold plated belt buckle with a picture of an egal engraved on it