Beadles About, Dead

Posted on Thu 31st, January 2008

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• #1

|³|MA3K

Tributes have been paid to television presenter and prankster Jeremy Beadle, who has died aged 59 from pneumonia.
BBC Link
• #2

StandardPractice

no way! omg.

IIII/
• #3

StandardPractice

hahahaha.

Beadle's About shit all over Edmonds' Gotca!
• #4

nimhbus

It's a shame really - life dealt him a shit hand
• #5

nimhbus
• #6

StandardPractice

we're going to hell.
• #7

jonny

nimbhus, that is just so wrong. and yet so funny.

see you in hell
• #8

CHUG_IT

"Watch out, Grim Reapers About"
• #9

snowy_again

His step son did sign the white stripes and lots of other stuff for xl though.
• #10

CHUG_IT

White Stripes make me want to cut my willy off.

Good job I don't listen to them
• #11

nimhbus

snowy_again His step son did sign the white stripes and lots of other stuff for xl though.

Yeah, Leo.
• #12

plingboot

he had the smallest cock in the world - but on the other hand it's f**kin massive
• #13

kowalski

A round of applause for Mr Beadle.

He deserves a big hand.
• #14

BoBoB

You are ALL GOING TO HEEEEELL!!

Following the death of 1980s unfunnyman Jeremy Beadle, jokes about him have reached an unprecedented level. Epidemioligist Matthew Ebbsfleet stated “Background levels of Beadle jokes normally run at about one joke per 100,000 households per year. But if Beadle jokes spread at the current rate, we estimate that 70-80% of UK households will have experienced some form of small-hand-based humour by the end of the month. And we simply don’t have the resources to stop it.”

Heh heh... :)
• #15

big_daddy_wayne

Beadles not about
• #16

Pistanator

Jeremy Beadle RIP
Died so young. Life really dealt him a shit hand

Coat..........
• #17

StandardPractice

Graham I've afraid you've missed the boat already on that joke ^
• #18

BringMeMyFix

I've got a limited edition Deda Pista 'Beadle' Bar for sale if anyone wants it:
• #19

tomasito

~~isn't the right drop smaller than the left?~~

long day ;)
• #20

turnpedal
• #21

Pistanator

Superprecise Graham I've afraid you've missed the boat already on that joke ^

D'oh!
• #22

nimhbus

yeah, at least have the GODDAMN COMMON DECENCY to read the thread first.
• #23

danger_joel

one for the beadle loving "street art" connoisseur.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Shepard-Fairey-Obey-Giant-Obama-Progress-Jeremy-Beadle_W0QQitemZ300195242148QQihZ020QQcategoryZ360QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
• #24

LIGHT_IS__WRONG

ive been asked to attend his funeral, theres not going to be a big spread, just a small finger buffet
• #25

nimhbus

Wahey!

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