Straight Cockney Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80&feature=related

vom

awwwww, its kinda sweet!

romfords not east london its essex, that means hes not even a cockney.

thats wat so good about it ha ha ha

this looks like a school project gone bad...
his capless short-ish homeboy is well funny though...

plus... what's with the eyebrows, boy... and that cap's way too small...
but worst of all... a burberry shirt? in 2007 (/2008)? you must be 'avin a laaaf, brov'!

uh-oh... i hope he doesn't think i'm messin' with him...

nah its 2006 - thats what the copyright says at the end

So, he'd have four kids by now and is down the shops getting shit for his missus who now controls every aspect of his life.. his only escape being the £20 he's not told her he earns that gets spent down the local.. or something.

its a joke right?
surely.
Fsck, there wasn't even a west ham reference.
(come on you irons)

You're right there Danger Joel, I somehow don't think you can here Bow Bells from Romford or Collier Row... Muppets.

that is terrible :-|

danger joel romfords not east london its essex, that means hes not even a cockney.

haha, that's what I thought at first but thought I was wrong!

not only does this make me ashamed to be English,it makes me ashamed to be human...

You're human? Shit, now I'm ashamed to be human! Good one! :P

This tune is fucking jokes.

"Wakey wakey rise and shine,
It's Phenomenal with another sick rhyme
Who's got the sick rhyme?
Phenomenal, i said Phenomenal"

He's going places.

phenomenal...

I like it when they pour Alizé all over the floor at the end. LOL

The rymes are phenomenal. Phenomenally bad.

What a load of wank.

There can be only one...

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I raise you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18H9YkjDQg&feature=related

Genius, all of em.

all bout rehdog get me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY

Kurxel mandem are classic now!

remmemebr when radio1 sampled them? ah those wwere the days! back when the bus was 40p single and i was too young to know what a track bike even was....ahhhhhhh

ha ha taz and beefy...havent seen that for time.

wait a minute didn't all the cockneys emigrate out to essex when the east end became too ethnically diverse for them?
so they could in fact be cockneys. Cocks at least though.

O.G.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2XmBffoq43Y

fuck! that is beyond words!