Job

i need a job! any ideas?

You can clean my bikes.. £5/hr

dont be a desinger art sucks

im a very slow cleaner, could take days to clean your bikes! i'll do it?

community support officer

You'll be fired if they're not all spotless in an hour.. still want the job?

RPM community support officer

LOL

You could be my new PA. The last bitch never came back from posting my age..

toy cop? im not that desperate?

be a bike mechanic in copenhagen, theres a shortage there.

You said ideas.. shit.. what do you want for free?! :P

Let me know what your skills are? What would you say your strong points are? Your weaknesses? Do you like working in a team? How do you cope under pressure?

russell toy cop? im not that desperate?

but you get to pretend that you have power.

we need a c++ DSP coder, and probably a project manager/ fit secretary.

are you any of these things?

skills? not many

we need a c++ DSP coder, and probably a project manager/ fit secretary.

are you any of these things?

sorry no im not

be a messenger?

yeah.

a 'Realenger'

im to slow

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could have ideas?

russell im to slow

be a shit messenger

lewis day will have you i went back for 2 days a few months ago and they'd taken on about 10 new riders all with no clue how to use a radio or any idea of where they were going

makes you sick, doesn't it?

tossers.

destinations will take you, but they will treat you like shite

get on a shit firm's books, use the time to learn the ropes, get used to the in/out/up/down of the different buildings and post rooms, learn how to eat cheaply, learn where you can use the toilet for free, learn where the better toilets are, make friends, find some decent shelter, read the A2Z..

oh, you thought it was about cycling? ha, any fool can ride a bike.

rember the crappy toilets near the soho steps close before your shift finishes.