My first...

...post. Hi there kids. I just found the form after someone (mysteriously) attached a note with the url to my beater down in the LSHTM bike shed. Anyway, I'm new about london, ride a old black fixie (distinguishing features: old, black, crap, red kompakt sticker, fugly mudguards). Say hi :-)

ha! bonjour my friend and welcome to quite a pointless waste of time..........have fun!

Velocipede ...down in the LSHTM bike shed.

Welcome. :)

Should we know what LSHTM stands for ? Is it another internet joke I am not aware of !!??

its obviously a film reference.......we just need imdb.com to understand it

my computer claims it is the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine...

danDNA my computer claims it is the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine...

Of course !

I should have known, how could I not !?

:)

This reminds me of Americans, who on the internet seem to think everyone is either American or familiar with localized popular American culture.

'Hey dude, I am totally skottoed on that Hon, you should britzz it with 6 OZ of TTS (get it from DNREC or V's) if you can't get that take it to your local 'TOOTS' and drop a few makers his way' - an actual indecipherable response to a bike question !

Anyhow, welcome Velocipede ! :) anytime you want me to buy you a drink just drop into POTCODs, I will be in the usual place ! :)

Velocipede, that would've been d0cA who tagged your ride. His 'real' name is Andrei, and he shares my initals (A.S.M.), and is doing a masters in epidemiology. He rides a Lemond Filmore. Say hello to him from me (alex) next time you see him/his bike! Haven't seen him in a while...

asm . . . is doing a masters in epidemiology.

Sounds a bit 'gay' to me, real men are out earing a living fighting each other oiled up on building sites.

Sitting in an office trying to mix the AIDs virus with the Cold virus just to generate a new trendy disease is hardly going to do mankind any good.

*No not HIV, 'AIDS'

Is that what epidemiologists do? Pussies! :)

Me personally I shout at rocks until they carve themselves into effigies of humans, then i repeatedly punch them.

asm Is that what epidemiologists do? Pussies! :)

Yes, they are paid by 'BigPharma' to come up new forms of the popular bum flus like AIDs and 'BumDrop'.

asm Me personally I shout at rocks until they carve themselves into effigies of humans, then i repeatedly punch them.

I have not seen you about, are you new ?

I work from home.

Yes, now I remember, I call you 'distant Tony' or 'Home worker Tony'.

distant tony... yes, i am always a long way off.. makes conversations very difficult. Hence all the shouting really.

tynan [quote]asm . . . is doing a masters in epidemiology.

Sounds a bit 'gay' to me, real men are out earing a living fighting each other oiled up on building sites.

Sitting in an office trying to mix the AIDs virus with the Cold virus just to generate a new trendy disease is hardly going to do mankind any good.

*No not HIV, 'AIDS'[/quote]

Nah, that's not Epidemiology, that's Recombinant Genetic Engineering, Epidemiology is the study of how illnesses get passed on in and then affect a population, i.e. how the HIV (not AIDS) /Cold hybid virus the genetic engineer cooked up kills everyone once it's escaped from the hemetically sealed, supposedly bullet proof lab she's working in.

polybikeuser
Nah, that's not Epidemiology, that's Recombinant Genetic Engineering, Epidemiology is the study of how illnesses get passed on in and then affect a population, i.e. how the HIV (not AIDS) /Cold hybid virus the genetic engineer cooked up kills everyone once it's escaped from the hemetically sealed, supposedly bullet proof lab she's working in.

Exactly! Bloody Lesbians.

Honestly wasting our precious tax-payers money just to give us all aids!! Its a disgrace.

These bastard should be out working in the real world like us, I get up at the crack of noon almost every other day and am rarely finished until after 2pm.

I work so hard that i have to do nothing for months at a time to recover.