Party Season Slams

I see a few lurking under the guise of 'icy roads' but come on, fess up your drunken slams this yuletide. Ben's deffo the funniest thus far. Here's mine: last night, coming off Holland Park Ave turning left I was going way too fast and managed to run out of corner. Shame for the parked cars and my glove / hand that ran into them...

You just need to drink more in the off season so when it comes to silly season you don't kill yourselves :)
Slow, liver pickling is the way to go not wham bam thankyou gutter :)

i don't know when it was...it was after...oh the jeff wall private view at the white cube...

me and alex(ASM) got nicley drunk on free booze, thank you white cube, and then invited ourself along to dinner with someone and their lady friend and were to drunk to realise when they said were going for food they didn't mean we all are they ment we are going for food...when we finally clocked we proceeded to racing each other across central london having drag races from lights to lights and pretty sure i almost got hit jumping one...we got food and then after that ts a bt of a blur but i managed to get all the way home and just as i was going down the ramp to get into the pathway to our house i was thinking to myself "im well proud i havnn't crashed" and just as i look up i see a wall coming straight towards me that i forgot was there...(the wall being part of my house

i crashed once

a wall coming straight towards me that i forgot was there...(the wall being part of my house
turd...........how long have you lived there??????

aidan i crashed once

so have i...............

....i didnt really think about it at the time.....i think it was!

ha ha ha ha quite a while at that point...

i live in masonettes and were on the ground floor and theres a ramp to get down to all of the doors on the ground floor. trick is when you get to our road youve just crossed a bridge so you have a little speed you take a quick right into the road jump onto the curb, swerve to miss a bus stop and then take the ramp right next to it its alot harder then it seems trust me...

thats still cracking me up!!

whatever spud gun that guy had it was no match to jlo's wit.....or her yellow bag......not even a sniper spud gun.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278435/trailers-screenplay-E15368-310

scott not scot that convo was totally stupid but fuckin funny..:)

ohh yeah.....best laugh ive had in ages!

i just googled jlo!! you have it on dvd!.......have you seen the b movie!?

so was Eric Stoltz he was also in the butterfly effect......along with Ashton Kutcher

gary oldman was in dracula....he was also in batman begins along with morgon freeman who was also in lucky number slevin which i have on dvd

ahh i was trying to remember jaguar skills! cheers......what was that film you were talking about....rise of the foot soldiers.
i remembered when i was typing it.

il watch that tomorrow....
im going to write that on my cv!

i think this discussion was about falling off.....:)

yeah thats right.....it shouldnt be a problem.
if people say oi stop talking crap we could say that talking crap sounds a bit like look who's talking which stared john Travolta who was also in sword fish.

later!!

STOP
for the love of god

actually its funny...

carry on

love of god sounds like city of god which stared Alexandre Rodrigues who was also in Memórias da Chibata

What the fuck happened here?

got carried away.....