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• #2
ahhh! he actually has tree hands!
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• #3
i wonder what branch of surgery will be used to help him out.
don't worry - i have already got my coat on
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• #4
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• #5
im interested in when they will let him leave...
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• #6
*Patrick is getting worried that a large tree in his garden is getting too big so he decides to have it removed professionally. He uses the Yellow Pages and calls a firm who agree to visit the next day.
So the next morning there's a knock at the door and Patrick answers, there are a couple of men on the doorstep and one says "Mr O'Malley? you called us yesterday, we're the tree fellers"Patrick eyes them suspiciously...
"But there's only two of yers"*
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• #7
i think the doctor intends to get to the root of the problem before they decide what branch of the surgical department they send him to
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• #8
Too slow.
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• #9
loser!!
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• #10
I knew you wood say that...
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• #11
aidan loser!!
Leaf it out
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• #12
Platini [quote]aidan loser!!
Leaf it out[/quote]
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• #13
aidan [quote]Platini [quote]aidan loser!!
Leaf it out[/quote]
bark off mate[/quote]Someone's got to root for him
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• #14
Oak-a, Yew two, no squabbling...
Double banger!
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• #15
Not that old chestnut.....
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• #16
BRM Oak-a, Yew two, no squabbling...
Double banger!
We're not rowan, just pining for an end...
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• #17
i read about him a while ago
didnt realize he had been diagnosed and a cure was on the way
his story is rather amazingerm....."insert wood joke here"
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• #18
a bit of sanding and a varnish, he would make a nice coffee table..
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• #19
Jeez, you woodn't guess it but he really went to seed..
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• #20
Damn ma3k, that was acorn-y gag.
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• #21
he's making it difficult forest of us..
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• #22
i left it for a bit as i was hedging me bets....
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• #24
there's a shop in Old street that sold wooden furniture called
PINE-OAK-EEOS complete with a really badly painted picture of pinnochio and jiminy crcicket
fuckin genius!
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• #25
Sorry, must be my arboreal sense of humor.
check out the video link within the article as well...
tree man