Don't bite your nails

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  • check out the video link within the article as well...

    tree man

  • ahhh! he actually has tree hands!

  • i wonder what branch of surgery will be used to help him out.

    don't worry - i have already got my coat on

  • .

  • im interested in when they will let him leave...

  • *Patrick is getting worried that a large tree in his garden is getting too big so he decides to have it removed professionally. He uses the Yellow Pages and calls a firm who agree to visit the next day.
    So the next morning there's a knock at the door and Patrick answers, there are a couple of men on the doorstep and one says "Mr O'Malley? you called us yesterday, we're the tree fellers"

    Patrick eyes them suspiciously...

    "But there's only two of yers"*

  • i think the doctor intends to get to the root of the problem before they decide what branch of the surgical department they send him to

  • Too slow.

  • loser!!

  • I knew you wood say that...

  • aidan loser!!

    Leaf it out

  • Platini [quote]aidan loser!!

    Leaf it out[/quote]
    bark off mate

  • aidan [quote]Platini [quote]aidan loser!!

    Leaf it out[/quote]
    bark off mate[/quote]

    Someone's got to root for him

  • Oak-a, Yew two, no squabbling...

    Double banger!

  • Not that old chestnut.....

  • BRM Oak-a, Yew two, no squabbling...

    Double banger!

    We're not rowan, just pining for an end...

  • i read about him a while ago
    didnt realize he had been diagnosed and a cure was on the way
    his story is rather amazing

    erm....."insert wood joke here"

  • a bit of sanding and a varnish, he would make a nice coffee table..

  • Jeez, you woodn't guess it but he really went to seed..

  • Damn ma3k, that was acorn-y gag.

  • he's making it difficult forest of us..

  • i left it for a bit as i was hedging me bets....


  • its good but its not the one

  • there's a shop in Old street that sold wooden furniture called

    PINE-OAK-EEOS complete with a really badly painted picture of pinnochio and jiminy crcicket

    fuckin genius!

  • Sorry, must be my arboreal sense of humor.

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Don't bite your nails

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