For Sale: Swobo wool jersey (proper san-fran one)

size medium wool jersey, a proper san Francisco one before the recent reissued stuff.
wine/pink colour a 3 tiny holes but nothing that a darning needle wouldn't fix

make me an offer.

50 pence if you keep it
looks shit

retro heads love this shit

if it offends you so much you can have it for free and change it's colour by working it up your sphincter with your fist and say hello to yourself while your there

ha!!!! nice one mr smith.

How much for the 1p coin ?

£20 you get a free retro shirt

sorry to disappoint nobbo jnr but the jersey is now sold.

have you been browsing RPM's book?

copies of wisden's cricket almanac don't really interest me.

fair enough.....you should write your own.
'the art of come backs'

that one had a bit of the withnail about it
feel free to use it yourself until you become versed in the barbed retort.

jus go to primark and dye a merino jumper and make it look retro without the moth holes

...then scrawl 'Eddy Merkx' on your bike with TippEx.

(EDIT - deliberate mis-spelling, before you start!)

comparison completely poo