For Sale: Kona Unit

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  • I'm selling my Unit, because I just don't use it.

    It's about 9 months old, but it's been parked at Mrs K's the whole time. Now that we're buying the flat, I need the space.

    Frame is 18".

    It's covered less than 100 miles, all on dry roads.

    Looking for 450 notes.

  • i have a time machine for hire £2000 p/hr

  • is the time machine still for hire?

  • is the time machine still for hire?

    no. some cunt borrowed it next week and never brought it back

  • shit i think thats was me.
    sorry but im in 1991

  • i have a time machine for hire £2000 p/hr

    Temporal fail.

    I'll hire it then bring it back before I took it.

    And sell it to you for tons of cash.

    Unless you take a Polaroid (which you'll prob have to travel back in time to buy) and write a note on it to the effect that you rented it to me.

    This will, of course, not have happened.

  • hey is the bike still for sale

    Hey.

    No.

  • "This will, of course, not have happened."

    it did happen. your sore anus is the only proof it wasn't a bad dream.

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For Sale: Kona Unit

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