Grease me up!

Seems like a retarded question, but where do people get there grease for saddle rails etc? Only thing i've found so far is a tub a shimano grease for £9.99! I could get blown for that much!

I don't know about the grease, but the discount blow jobs are something you should share.

Evans are blowing people for £7.99 while the sale is on.

You grease your saddle rails?

yeah, they're titatnium so it says to lightly grease them. also need grease for other, ahem, 'reasons'.

Hmm.. I've used ti-railed saddles for years and never known anyone to grease them. I'm not gonna start now but feel free. :)

I never use grease on my titanium saddle rails, in fact I go the other way and use assembly paste.

grease on saddle rails? :S Even with ti it seems bizzare.

Halfords sell cheap grease. As do B&Q. Not Homebase though. Try cheap hardware stores.

you can usuly get a tube of lithum grease at your lbs for 2 quid... or just use some of the pile of sexual lubricant i have sitting around

The reason is that Ti railed saddles can creak quite a bit and grease stops it.

ti is well known to bond together with other metals, it is not a bad idea to use grease in all contact points.. But if you're constantly adjusting or removing your seat, it won't have time to bond anyway :) The creaking is also a good point!

oh? Boy Butter? Cos anything else is probably water-based, and not a good idea unless you're using a prophylactic. Rust, y'know?
http://www.boybutterlubes.com/

vegansdontneedgears .. or just use some of the pile of sexual lubricant i have sitting around

ya know i only use the best lubes