Pigeon Pie Anyone?

There is one freshly killed at the southern entrance to Brompton Cemetery as it somehow scampered under my rear wheel this morning whilst trying to fly out of the way. It made a horrible sickening crunching sound as I rode over it, killing it instantly. A sound you would normally hear from the breaking bones at the receiving end of the Chuck Norris fist.

I rode over a snake once, but never expected to kill a bird. I can only assume it was already ailing. Just wondering what stickers you guys have got stuck to the side of your fuselage?

I'm dreading the day a dog gets caught in my drivetrain.

AAAAAAAAA

A mate of mine once hit a nun. An elderly epileptic nun with a leg brace.

maybe it's the weather but i have noticed the pigeons getting a bit suicidal they wait till the last minute before they budge and even then they fly straight at you
darn flying rats

@ mr tom
intentionally ?? or accidentally ??
did she offer him atonement

I've ridden over a tiger snake, hit a chook, hit a dog, hit a person, received many hits from magpies (a bird - d'ya have 'em here?)
Can't find that "squirrel in a disc rotor" pic.. doh!

hippy, how long have you lived here and you've never seen one of our magpies?

And yes please, I love pigeon pie.

photoben hippy, how long have you lived here and you've never seen one of our magpies?

In London? I've never even seen a bird. :P
(Pidgeons are rats not birds, just to clarify).
No, really, you have them? I've never been swooped here but in Oz during their breeding season.. all the time!

photoben And yes please, I love pigeon pie.

WoRd to that Ben.

Load of evil magpies over here. I hate them because I have to say Good morning sir to them and I hate calling anyone sir. Grr!

Yeah, totally! Don't forget to doff your hat to them :) How's it go?

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for a letter,
Six for something better,
Seven for silver,
Eight for gold,
Nine for a secret never to be told.

Or summat like that.

This is a pretty decent piece of 'road-kill'

I hit a pigeon the other day, didn't kill it but had mangled dirty feathers in the drive-train all day - gross.

pip This is a pretty decent piece of 'road-kill'

Snakes Alive !(well dead)

dicki intentionally ?? or accidentally ??

Accidentally, but at pretty much full pelt. Intentially flattening nuns would be an ecumenical matter.

Snakes! On a bike!

i have the dog pic in my blog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32FmLA-qGo

actually i have the sqwirrel pic as well but on another computer

MA3K I hit a pigeon the other day, didn't kill it but had mangled dirty feathers in the drive-train all day - gross.

yeah jon, sometimes you have to reverse over them. i was actually waiting to feel the splatter of blood across my lower leg. was even slightly disappointed when I didn't. reckon it would have got me some Fight Club points when i got into the office.

photoben Yeah, totally! Don't forget to doff your hat to them :) How's it go?

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for a letter,
Six for something better,
Seven for silver,
Eight for gold,
Nine for a secret never to be told.

Or summat like that.

i allways thought
one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for gold
seven for a secret never to be told

i have the original version in a book somwhere its much better than our versions

Ahhh, that sounds right. I always forget the last bit. letter and better would be eight and nine.

mr_tom [quote]dicki intentionally ?? or accidentally ??

Accidentally, but at pretty much full pelt. Intentially flattening nuns would be an ecumenical matter.[/quote]

Girls! Feck! Drivetrain alignment!

pip This is a pretty decent piece of 'road-kill'

That's onwy a widdle one..

Snake! Snake?

Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

pip This is a pretty decent piece of 'road-kill'