Need a job?

http://www.gumtree.com/london/06/12347006.html

(cycle and snow equipment distribution company)
Pretty much an immediate start,
You must be able to count accurately!

whisper to me on here if you apply so I can recommend your cv.

a friend may be interested will pass on!

Job application tips -
Don't put in your interests - "Fan of Heavy Metal particularly Metallica. Regularly attend gigs."

No.2: Don't put that your A level grades spelt your name (like me). It impresses your mates in the pub but not so hot on a cv!

Wow, you took 8 A levels?

Can you get a grade 'P' A level? Or a grade 'T'

: )

Is your real name FED?

B - Photography
E - Geology
N - Eniviromental Science

I wasn't so hot at education.

not too bad if your name is abe..

or a* a* a*

my girlfriend's name is ana (really!). she was really bad at maths

At least you chose the career you were best at, Ben... Imagine if you'd have been a scientist.

No so much "chose", more "only thing I was good at". But I love it so it's cool :-)

If I had fucked at school I'd have followed the family career of cooking ....ponders

what school did you go to!!??

Yeah for being a photographer!

You could combine the two! A cake photographer!

Well I do restaurant photography :)

Mmmmm cake...

na i was more intrested that there was an option to "fuck" at school for grades

yeah me too, why would you want to fuck at school? Also have you seen the bill bailey sketch about the professional kebab photographer? I can see a line of work in there for you ben!

ahhh bill bailey refrence.....always welcome:)

I had a sneaking suspicion that you were a fan aidan

...speaking as a mother...

haaaaaaaaaaa.....i knew some one would get it!.........drink!

we all 'got it' aidan, we just chose to ignore you

your mean......

i met bill bailey at bath train station!

interesting fact of the day.(not v interesting really, i know)

no mate...thats intereting....hes my hero!! bill bailey for prime minister!!

Still waiting for someone decent to apply,