Hinault the Time Travel Touché: A sensible modern fixed bike.

Because I would be too cack-handed to do that? ;)

Your DIY threads seem to suggest something else, I thought

I guess careful application of masking tape would help though.

I do actually quite like pink, in small quantities. I did like those old Rapha Condor team bikes. I'd like to make it work, ideally, but I guess it's more that aside from bar/electrical tape bike things don't really come in pink...

The stripe is milled out so you just fill it with enamel/nail polish and wipe off the excess.

By all means avoid the Rapha look, I've had enough. IMHO etc.