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@OliverBall
as my girlfriend sat on the toilet last night, I walked up to her, dropped my trousers and tried slipping my cock in her mouth.
She immediately pulled away and said, "dave, can I please have a poo?"
"of course you can" I replied, turning around and pressing my bum hole to her lips.
very uncouth.