Nope, they really do sound like Sam Gamgee in slo-mo up there. It's the shallow end of the gene pool.
I have met this man and can confirm that he is unintelligible, that his watch runs backwards, and that he found the 20-minute train journey from Noomarket to Colchester utterly terrifying.
I have met this man and can confirm that he is unintelligible, that his watch runs backwards, and that he found the 20-minute train journey from Noomarket to Colchester utterly terrifying.