• Two cunts to report this evening.

    Guy on Farringdon road riding his sanctimonious middle class little Brompton, pinging his sanctimonious middle class little bell directed at some people who were to get out his way as he rode through green for peds. (Cunt no. 1)

    Not 200 yards down the road, at the infamous Farringdon/Clerkenwell junction, a bespectacled fixie supergeek rule bender careers through first pedestrian crossing, almost clipping a fun runner. Then continued through second crossing nearly taking out half a dozen rush hour office dainties. Why no one biffed him, I will never know. He was riding a dark grey frame, I’m pretty sure with no brakes, for all you spotting fans. (Cunt no. 2)

    A fucking waste of spunk, the two of them.

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