Car hire companies

Yep, with two bikes and all related paraphernalia, so we were thinking a small estate maybe. Not sure if we'd need as much as a van?

Don't care what kinda car it is, but not a total shit kicker as it's a long old drive....

Go with a van, might be more fugly but the rental people tend to be less of a dick in the event you leave a tiny scratch on the back with the bikes.