Football

Bit harsh considering he's scored some important goals for us in those competitions. He was also top scorer at the EC 2012.
Like I say, he was past his best when he came to Chelsea and we paid well over the odds. It was a vanity purchase by Abramovich. You can't say he's not trying.

Deep down you know that sound of the rustling plastic flag are like nails to a blackboard for Nando. He thinks it's gash.