I'm waiting for Greenhell's reviews to start ending up in the Sunday Times. Michael Winner is dead and Giles Coren is weak. You can take him.
Restaurant criticism's one of my very favourite things, though it falls short of eating in them. Anyway Winner was great despite being a wanker and Coren's a superb writer but the wrong kind of wanker. A A Gill however is a bigger wanker than both combined but the best critic/writer of the lot, even though I've long since given up reading the chummy lifestyle press. Jay Rayner can kiss my bum. Matthew Fort's good, as is Fay Maschler. Charles Campion's decent for a fat sort. That's this topic covered.
Restaurant criticism's one of my very favourite things, though it falls short of eating in them. Anyway Winner was great despite being a wanker and Coren's a superb writer but the wrong kind of wanker. A A Gill however is a bigger wanker than both combined but the best critic/writer of the lot, even though I've long since given up reading the chummy lifestyle press. Jay Rayner can kiss my bum. Matthew Fort's good, as is Fay Maschler. Charles Campion's decent for a fat sort. That's this topic covered.