Spotted...

Who was the dude on the black Dolan with pink bar tape who came (rather impressively) skidding past me on Mare Street earlier this evening? I was also on a black Dolan. I'd have been up for a race had I not just been car-doored by a knob in a taxi in Shoreditch.

Think this guy undertook me the other night going over from Old St to Hackney Lane. Tit.

I'd like to apologise for the threatening staredown I was giving a lad reading his TdF book on the District Line from Tower Hill eastbound last night, subtly giving me and my girlfriend's bikes a look over. You know how it is. I was trying to judge which of his eyes to poke out for daring to look at me, then I realised he might be 'on here'.