Owning your own home

Oh, just found it:

Dear smarmy git,

Following our telephone conversation, I just wanted to give you some more information about us as buyers:
We have a £XX,XXX household income
We are both in permanent, professional jobs with a high level of job security
We are chain free and in a periodic tenancy, so flexible to the vendor's timescales to end their tenants' AST
We both have excellent credit ratings

Do let me know if you need any further info.

Best wishes,

Good idea, I'm going to also give a Lynx 'Africa' gift set and cheap pink tie to the selling agent of our future property.