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@HatBeard
good:
your chances of escaping a shark are marginally improved in a water based scenario = prolonged life.
chicks will dig your silver swimming proficiency badge so you'll get laid more = active sex life = better heart health
possible gateway sport to triathlon = wearing less sleeves = more exposed skin for absorbing vitamin d from the sun on your arms
bad:
increased chances of coming into contact with genetically mutated piranha.
you may get tangled up in your pajamas while trying to earn your silver swimming badge and drown.