The Cat Thread

Best ever cat toys.

1 Fish a receipt out of your pocket, scrunch it into a bit of a ball. Throw it to the top of the stairs.
2 Find something small and clattery and put it on the kitchen table. Every time the cat knocks it to the floor return it to it's original position.
3 Get a zip tie and run it across the bannister rails.
4 Tie a couple of knots in a piece of string and drag it along the floor.
5 Lazer pointer on a wall.
6 Foolishly allow your feet to poke out the end of the duvet.
7 Tell them off when they do something bad or annoying. Will ensure hours of repetition.
8 Happen to place your recycling and packaging in a receptacle without a lid. Anything and everything goes.
9 Install blinds with chain pulleys. Eventually the entire blind will be a cat toy regardless of cost or installation.
10 Wear a hooded top with drawstrings. You are effectively a dead man walking.
11 buy new shoes, or simply new laces. tie laces. untie laces. see how long the laces now last.
12 roses/quality street/heroes etc wrappers. eat chocolate, throw wrapper somewhere/anywhere.