Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

For your mum, not for you.

^ True fact: Lady Gaga owns one. I picked it up at the bike show last week. OK, it's stupid-light but 20k is a lot of dough for a vomit-inducing lump of carbon that came out of a sausage machine.

Art project?

yeh, by somebody, i lost the article, I just dont understand art

Looks like a job for BarTape Restorer Man

Whoaaah. Iconic stuff.

That German crabon fibre black contraption...to me reminiscent of:

sorry if it's a re-post I'm only halfway through.....

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^ True fact: Lady Gaga owns a sausage

I thought that rumour had been dispelled.

Maybe he puts coffee in the head tube.

I don't understand what that was, has he cut off the ends of some integrated pursuit bars?

And no foot retention. And a spok, and a white rim. Jesus.

I reckon white paint goes in a funnel on top.

Will do a tennis court for a fiver.

That's not so bad... Only saddle angle and lack of foot retention. Not anti

Cranks cockpit and frame too.

Bit of an easy target, but this is an assault on the eyes

Urban Culture Fixie (Red & Green): Amazon.co.uk: Sports & Outdoors

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would.

Tape's not the problem, fork is!

I think the colour of the fork goes with the frame really well

Probably I'd just repaint the frame & fork into matte black then I'd ride that thing