Bike fit / correct riding position

I know, its BS. If it was up to me, all members would have to satisfy the above, as well:
Proof of NJS
Proof of skid patches
Proof of carbon
Proof of Fahgettaboudit
Proof of 4+ bikes
Proof of beer belly.

Make this place proper again.

Hm, I only qualify on the last two criteria ... :|