Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I think it belongs here. Especially the rear triangle. Look at the connection near the seat post. Tell me that belongs in porn.

What I don't like about the bike:

Carbon wheels and cranks on that cheap looking steel frame
Beefy bars and stem on a steel frame
Rear triangle
Tire clearance (you can put your luggage there?)
Valve caps (ok you can remove those easily but still

I like the frame, it's interesting steel that doesn't take the piss.
Ahead can be used on steel imho.
I like the frame.
Exaggeration.
Valve caps? Although the valves are both different lengths.

not anti.