Neknominate

Right I am just about to video myself drinking a full 75cl bottle of vodka and a full 75cl bottle of whitehorse scotch.
Can you raise me a can of Special Brew ?

I hope this is how it all works ... let me know if I'm doing anything wrong.

If I can work out how to use my computer after 1.5 litres of spirits I'll post up the video.

Alcohol is so old school.

Pint of bleach and black with a GT85 top for me.

well it's too late for the first bottle of vodka but i might head to the shed and see if i can find some bottle of liquid with a skull and cross bones on to drink hic

i'm just going outside i maybe some time hic

I was about to say 'best' but maybe idiotic or suicidal is better.

Gent necking a pint of WD40.

Smart.

http://youtu.be/pxihthA1PxI

My two year old drank a small bottle of my bike oil at the weekend. Amazingly it didn't seem to do her any harm.
She has more intelligence than the morons who partake in this.

Be sure to put the video up though dicki

My two year old drank a small bottle of my bike oil at the weekend. Amazingly it didn't seem to do her any harm.

At least she must move smoothly and not squeak any more?

I'm all about the volume so I'm going for 1,000 litres of Becks Blue.

I'll keep filming until the battery runs out or I piss myself to death.

feeling . woozy

Mike, did she really?

What are her poo's like?

Viscous?

I've always suspected dicki to be a Daily Mail reader and my suspicions have proved to be valid.

Mike, did she really?

What are her poo's like?

Unfortunately she did. I made the mistake of leaving my bike bag within their reach for about 2 mins. I came downstairs and the contents of the bag were on the floor. One of them had oil over has hands saying oil oil oil. The other had it all over her face and head :$
She didn't seem massively bothered by it. It was a small bottle of Finish Line Wet. There wasn't much left in it luckily and it didn't seem to do her much harm. I won't be making that mistake again. Little rascals

so many fingers

Yep 20 two year old fingers. Quite a challenge at times. Almost impossible to completely prevent incidents like this

Finishline wet tastes awful. Finishline wax lube tastes of marzipan

Mike - mittens are the answer.

Glad shes alright.

Finishline wet tastes awful. Finishline wax lube tastes of marzipan

Yeah it does taste a bit shit. I drank a bit after myself. Just to make sure I didn't have an impending emergency on my hands. Lucky it wasn't the marzipan tasting stuff I guess

I've always suspected dicki to be a Daily Mail reader and my suspicions have proved to be valid.

What gave him away? Being a middle aged drug addled soak or his attitude toward modern social media phenom onions*

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a pint of WD40

fuck me

well the worst of the puking and the ambulances and the emergency ward and the psychiatric sectioning is over
back at home with a head ache
so who's next
might try 24 cans of special brew for breakfast tomorrow

In Glasgow, that's known as a 'starter' because we're too embarrassed to ask for crayons until the main course arrives....

In Glasgow, that's known as a 'starter' because we're to embarrassed to ask for crayons until the main course arrives....

The sad thing is, he's not wrong...

I can't keep up with these new fads, what was wrong with a good ol' happy slapping?

I can't keep up with these new fads, what was wrong with a good ol' happy slapping?

It escalated into the 'Knockout Game,' and once people started dying it became less fashionable.

can number 6 ... contemplating navel .... spotted a bit of fluff ... am going in