Maroon football socks (looked like Burnley colours), ankle swingers/trousers rolled up, hipster circle rim glasses, dark colour singlespeed/fixie seems to take offence to this and puts his foot down. Overtakes me making strange low volume "woop" noises, does two or three short skids in the wet in front of me and slows to stop at the junction
TBH that sounds pretty cool. He wins.