This morning's commute and other commuting stories

As an aside I have often wondered what the maximum number of fluids / solids a human can emit from their body at the same time. Blood, sweat and tears whilst shitting and pissing has got to be possible if you put together the preparation. If you managed to spit and blow your nose at the same time you'd be damn good. If you switched pissing for ejaculation you really are special.

You bin Stigmata'd